her vagine was all disorganized.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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