I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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