Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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