you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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