it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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