So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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