we have officially lost it.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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