I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize