You're so nebulous sometimes
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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