you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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