Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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