My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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