i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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