Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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