So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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