Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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