Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
ttyl tear gas
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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