Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
