You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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