I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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