Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How drunk are you?
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