you win again, gameday.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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