BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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