i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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