At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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