im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't think brook has ever known best
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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