no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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