Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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