ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
