the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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