I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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