Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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