Its about making memories worth repressing
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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