remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Im part way to drunk.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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