You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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