TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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