Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
