Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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