Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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