how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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