are you so shy because you have an std?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im holly from the hills drunk
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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