There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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