I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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