is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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