I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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