i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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