Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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