i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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