All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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