I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
you had me at cake vodka
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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