Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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