Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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