Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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