thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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