in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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