I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
vagina is talking i cant
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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